This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
There are minors present
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
“You boys haven’t seen the error of your ways yet, huh? Daddy spank!”
I think I have
some idea
as to where
Jason learned this approach
I accidentally read that first one in Kevin Conroy’s voice
“Quiet…or papa spank”
Now personally it was hilarious, but seeing as like half my age group had their whole sexuality shaped by Batman the Animated Series, I’m sure somebody out there will want to quietly reflect on that
Why I grew my hair out: a story in pictures
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
Scientific proof that Nicki Minaj is a giant asshole.
And cancelling Summer Jam was really more about Wayne’s ego. Nicki is a queen.
Nicki Minaj is a clever, kind, immensely talented individual, and I respect her a great deal. I just also feel like she almost completely stopped funneling her undeniable talent into her actual music once she realized she can and will be paid millions of dollars for putting on a silly wig and making meaningless noise into a microphone once in awhile, and I find that seriously frustrating.
That said it is still really hard to dislike her because she’s still frequently so fucking cool argh Nicki why you still have it in you I know you do
depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
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